March 2012
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
February 2012
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I'm not sure what I did to deserve you.
jennurnagray:
I am the luckiest person on the planet.
Anonymous asked: we all know u touch the vagina on a regular basis tho
Anonymous asked: did u ever touch a boob in class?
Anonymous asked: u no. craps that come out of the mouth.
Anonymous asked: why do you have 3 boobs?
Anonymous asked: craps of the mouth
Anonymous asked: You're so so pretty :) you're bf is a lucky duck!
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maighdean-mhara:
ariellrose:
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